FIRETURD
It's hot shit.
A pure community meme coin with no roadmap, no utility, and zero shame... just the hottest shit in crypto.
The hottest shit in crypto
No utility. No roadmap. No promises. Just the internet's most gloriously self-aware flaming turd.
Fair launch, 0% seriousness
$FIRETURD launched through Boardwalk's Express Launch: a public 24-hour auction with permanently locked liquidity. Everyone bought in through the same public auction, on the same published terms.
Zero team allocation
The team is allocated 0% of the supply at launch. We earn the 0.35% issuer fee when $FIRETURD trades — that's it. If the team holds tokens, they were bought on the open market like anyone else's.
“You know what would be cool? A memecoin of a flaming pile of shit called Fireturd… Why? Because it’s hot shit.”
Transparent tokenomics.
$FIRETURD launched through Boardwalk's Express Launch: a public 24-hour auction, permanently locked liquidity, and zero team allocation — all on-chain and verifiable.
Graduated from Boardwalk
Straight from Boardwalk's X account.
- 0%Team tokens
- 50%Supply auctioned off
- 50%Locked liquidity
10,000,000,000
Every trade carries a 1.25% total fee, hardcoded into the token contract so it travels with $FIRETURD across DEXs. The team's only slice is the 0.35% issuer-designated share, claimed in WETH. The rest flows to Boardwalk, LP participants, Uniswap, and security & research partners. The splits themselves are immutable... only recipient addresses can change, through the timelocks below.
| Recipient | Fee | Claimed in | Who controls recipient-address changes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Issuer-designatedteam | 0.35% | WETH | Each fee recipient through a 7-day timelock |
| Referrer | Express: 0% / Standard: 0.05% | Issued token | Referrer through a 7-day timelock |
| Boardwalk | Express: 0.35% / Standard: 0.30% | WETH | Boardwalk through a 7-day timelock |
| LP participants | 0.40% | Issued-token LP token | Immutable; cannot be modified |
| Uniswap Protocol | 0.05% | LP tokens | Controlled by Uniswap governance |
| Sherlock | 0.02% | WETH | Sherlock through a 14-day timelock |
| DefiLlama Research | 0.02% | WETH | DefiLlama Research through a 14-day timelock |
| 0x | 0.02% | WETH | 0x through a 14-day timelock |
| Security Alliance (SEAL)* | 0.02% | WETH | SEAL through a 14-day timelock |
| DeFi Llama* | 0.02% | WETH | DeFi Llama through a 14-day timelock |
| Total trading fee | 1.25% | ||
Full schedule in Boardwalk's docs.
50%
Sold in a public 24-hour auction with an early-participation bonus that decays to zero by close.
50%
Paired with the raised ETH; LP tokens are burned — liquidity can never be withdrawn.
0%
Zero tokens. The team earns the issuer fee instead.
How the launch worked: the auction graduated once 5 ETH was raised, and contributors claim after a 7-day claim cliff.
Heads up... the first 90 minutes of trading were subject to a fee that started at 40%. That was deliberate: it made it brutally unprofitable for sniper bots to scoop the whole supply the second liquidity went live. The fee decayed linearly to the base 1.25% rate, so humans who waited minutes traded normally while bots that rushed paid through the nose.
Don't trust... verify. Here's the official contract address:
The Official Whitepaper
There's about as much whitepaper on this website as there was toilet paper during the pandemic.
A turd on some toilet paper. That's your whitepaper.
This is a pure meme coin. The only utility is being hot shit.
How to buy
- Step 1Get a self-custody wallet
Grab any reputable self-custody wallet (Rabby, Metamask, Phantom, etc) and set it up. Never share your seed phrase or private keys with anyone. Ever. Write your seed phrase down offline and keep it to yourself.
- Step 2Add Base to your wallet
Point your wallet at the Base network. Base's official docs walk you through it in about a minute.
- Step 3Fund it with ETH
Top your wallet up with $ETH on the Base network.
- Step 4Verify the official contract
Before you buy anything, confirm you're looking at the real $FIRETURD. Always verify the contract address on this site against the block explorer before buying.
- Step 5Buy $FIRETURD
$FIRETURD trades live on the open market with permanently locked liquidity. Buy on the official Boardwalk trading page, or chart and swap on DexScreener.
Only use links from this official site
Only use links from this official site (fireturd.com) or our verified socials. If a link came from anywhere else, assume it's a scam.
- Always verify the contract address on this site against the block explorer before buying.
Fireturd Invaders
Shoot toilet paper. Dodge fireballs. Chase your personal best... it's completely optional and completely pointless.
Join the Fireturd army
Just a pile of degenerates who think this is the funniest ticker in crypto.
Bring your hottest memes... We're all in this hot shit together.
Stay safe out there. Beware of impersonators. We will NEVER DM you first, ask for your seed phrase, or run a surprise airdrop/presale.